OBJECTIVIEWER

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to the Astounding SPECTACLE of

the

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OBJECTIVE Reviewing Machine

a foolhardy undertaking by Andrew Latimer & James Varney

it has come to the forementioned messrs Latimer and Varney that there is currently in this Theatre Industry and in particulars in the critical section of said industry that there be lack an sufficient device or individual capable of supplying an reliable method for generating Objective Reviews of the various Theatre Shows currently in showings across the country and indeed the world

unswayed by the knowledge such an undertaking had not been successfully embarked upon in the entirety of History the two bold originators took it upon themselves to accept the mission to both embark and deliver on the promise of ONE SUCH A MACHINE

though the road to a successful such Device may (indeed almost certainly will) be long and uncertain with no clear end visible (or perhaps possible) the two intrepid inventors will be swayed not by difficulty nor by defeat nor even by their own blind bloodymindedness

NO

for tho messrs Latimar & Varnay may die and rot and cease to be their legacy will be bestowed upon YOU for yours and other future generations use for such is the Selflessness the Werewithall and the very Community Spiritedness of these two Men

YES Ladies and Gentleboys Men & Girls these two creators hurl their very being into the Void to long last give to you the Discerning Theatre Audience an entirely Doubtproof and DEFINITIVE method of Theatre Performance Classification